Kid Jokes

Little Sue was standing in front of her mirror with her eyes closed.

“Why are you standing there with your eyes closed?” asked her sister.

“So I can see what I look like when I’m asleep,” she replied.

Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

A: Sparky!

Some Plants

"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix 'dog'. For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."

"I can," shouted a blonde. "Collieflower!"

Kid Jokes

One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."

Kid Jokes

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying

to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think

how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,

"There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or “That’s Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the

teacher. She's dead."

Kid Jokes

In Sunday school little Kathy was drawing a Nativity picture…. There were Mary and Joseph, shepherds and wise men.

“What’s that in the corner Kathy?” asked the teacher.

“That’s their TV, of course,” replied Kathy.